Today So Far...

1. I woke up at 5:30
2. Waited half an hour to turn off my alarm (I fell asleep watching television in the living room)
3. Waited until 7:00 to stop watching television
4. Got on the computer after I was done watching television
5. Was watching that 70s show on my computer
6. Debated if I should start getting ready or not around 11:00; realized how lazy I am
7. Watched another episode of that 70s show and couldnt stop laughing
8. Decided I should start getting ready because its 11:30; felt lazy
9. Kept watching youtube videos & told myself I'm lazy
10. My dad asked what time I'm leaving; I told him I don't know it depends when Egyptian calls
11. Wanted to blog something pointless; I don't want to do anything else
12. Typed this blog; still thinking I'm lazy
13. Thinking about taking a shower right now or after a nap
14. Probably going to shower after this blog because I won't wake up for another two hours
15. Thinking I should probably slept longer
16. Thinking I need a job; I'm so broke
17. Thinking I should look up when the Christmas tree thing is
18. Accidentally typed three instead of tree and had to backspace
19. Is bored as hell; lazy too
20. Going to go take a shower

I'm fucking lazy. I need a job. I'm broke. I don't want to get up. Damn, I'm lazy.